Today, 21 March 2016, Apple had a relatively quick 1 hour town hall event. It was notable for two reasons. The first being that it was clearly not about the products, and second, the products will get way more attention in the media then they should.
Apple kicked off the Event with Tim Cook giving the US government another high holy fuck you in their [then] case against Apple. Then Apple showed us solar powered Yaks, robots that get a little rough and freaky with the iPhones, and showed off Health tools to cure every disease everywhere. These are all admirable things, but logging nearly half the running time gives me little doubt that Apple’s prime objective was about ramping up its PR effort to even greater heights. And fair enough, they can do whatever they want and from their perspective it all makes sense.
And then Apple talked about 3 products. Some watch bands, a new 4 inch iPhone and a new 9.7 inch iPad Pro. They look nifty and gee whiz neato, but are they worthy of a keynote event? No, not at all. These are essentially quiet release items and their unimportance really underscores that the second half hour was just filler to get the first half hour of PR out into the media.
[Of course this is now all irrelevant as late this afternoon the FBI dropped their case, so Apple’s done alright today.]
Now at the end of the day I don’t really care that this was a boring event. Apple doesn’t have to make every keynote a blockbuster and that I yawned a few times during it only affects me in the end.
But something else did bother me, and though its a bit of a deviation, and maybe it is just a result of being sick and my brain is filtering bullshit much different then usual, but the the reaction by Tech/Apple “journalists” really made me see that most should not be called journalists. They are advertisers, writing free marketing for Apple in the hope they create juicy link bate to their site, and in the worst cases just fan boys and fan girls pretending to be journalists.
Now, maybe it has always been this way and I have just never noticed. Its probably this way for most Tech companies. More then likely that is probably the case. But watching peoples use of exclamation points, throwing out the words game changer and breakthrough, the stories about cute robots, tiny phones, and neon watch bands. It was the most blatant and misplaced cheerleading I’ve seen (with the possible exception of the FBI case which is entirely different in many ways and a totally separate topic) . Sometimes Apple comes out with something really special that pushes the limits, like iPod or even the iPhone 4, which was a remarkable, evolutionary device, to name some examples that come to my mind. But todays items were the least special products I can remember in quite some time.
I am not annoyed by it. I won’t lose any sleep over it. But it does give me pause and will definitely have me rethinking how much weight and credit I give to many of these people and publications “reporting” from Cupertino today, and where I draw some of my inspiration from.